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May 7, 2010 11:14:15 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on May 7, 2010 11:14:15 GMT 10
Any quote you have, if you liked it, pass it on! I DO ask that if a quote contains swear words, since this IS the general board and not one of our M-rated ones, that the swearing be bleeped or edited out.
I'll start. Fair warning, I don't always remember who said the quotes I share. Here we go.
Guys are like slinkies; it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs. (No offense to guys, but I have a cousin who falls so often he's perfected it into an art form; he can fall down staircases without getting more than bruises, and it's hilarious to see it in progress, partly because he swears the whole time.)
All children are essentially criminal. --Dennis Diderot (I know I was...)
Hell is other people. --Jean Paul Sartre
The why of the who who stole my bacon is quite unclear, like radishes. --my cousin 'su, to me, because I'd asked him why this unknown person had stolen his bacon
... There are more, I just can't think of them at the moment....
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May 7, 2010 11:29:20 GMT 10
Post by luthienarnatuile on May 7, 2010 11:29:20 GMT 10
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-Dr Zeus
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May 8, 2010 0:08:01 GMT 10
Post by Ditto Valentine on May 8, 2010 0:08:01 GMT 10
Lister: Drop dead Rimmer! Rimmer: Already have Lister: *pauses* Encore!
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May 8, 2010 0:10:56 GMT 10
Post by Ditto Valentine on May 8, 2010 0:10:56 GMT 10
The Tenth Doctor: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Last line before he regenerated. "I don't want to go..."
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May 8, 2010 13:10:31 GMT 10
Post by galenchia on May 8, 2010 13:10:31 GMT 10
"My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am." -- Unknown
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May 8, 2010 13:19:20 GMT 10
Post by Ditto Valentine on May 8, 2010 13:19:20 GMT 10
"Death is a door but time is a window!" The bad guy from ghost busters 2
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May 8, 2010 13:51:52 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on May 8, 2010 13:51:52 GMT 10
I want you to put more life into your dying! --director Samuel Goldwyn
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May 9, 2010 18:31:34 GMT 10
Post by Ditto Valentine on May 9, 2010 18:31:34 GMT 10
"Destroy everything. Connect Everything" - Tag line for Kamen Rider Decade
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May 11, 2010 16:26:36 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on May 11, 2010 16:26:36 GMT 10
Nicholas was too tired to curse Fate at the moment. He would have to remember to do it later. --from The Death of the Necromancer, by Martha Wells
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May 15, 2010 15:19:47 GMT 10
Post by Ditto Valentine on May 15, 2010 15:19:47 GMT 10
"Translucent guests are we" - D from Vampire Hunter D
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May 28, 2010 4:56:09 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on May 28, 2010 4:56:09 GMT 10
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
(on being surrounded) "I prefer to call it a target-rich environment."
Whom the Gods would recruit, they first tick off. --back cover of Oath of Swords
"It was the Gods who invented theft in the first place." --p. 38 The Shining Ones
"Defenestrated. It means getting thrown out of a window--a high one, usually. It doesn't accomplish very much to push somebody out of a ground-floor window." p. 120 The Shining Ones
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his or her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Whoever said nothing's impossible should try slamming a revolving door.
Fight crime: shoot back.
I know--I DO have a nasty streak, but mostly it only shows when I've been done wrong to first, and horribly.
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Jun 21, 2010 14:37:43 GMT 10
Post by Ditto Valentine on Jun 21, 2010 14:37:43 GMT 10
Evil previals when good men do nothing
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Jun 26, 2010 15:57:42 GMT 10
Post by spopococ on Jun 26, 2010 15:57:42 GMT 10
"Behold the turtle, he only makes progress when he sticks his neck out."
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Jul 1, 2010 23:35:16 GMT 10
Post by galenchia on Jul 1, 2010 23:35:16 GMT 10
"The worst foe lies within the self..." - [parasite eve]
"Beautiful; it's beautiful. Do they know how beautiful the earth is?" - Quatre Winner, Gundam Wing
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Jul 5, 2010 3:01:14 GMT 10
Post by brunetteangel on Jul 5, 2010 3:01:14 GMT 10
My all-time favourite:
"We'll smile, but only for seconds for to be caught smiling is to acknowledge life. A brave but useless show of compassion and that is forbidden in this drab and colourless world." - Wasteland Lyrics by Paul Weller.
And a few funnies:
"A degenerate am I? Well you are a festizio. See, I can make up words too sister." - Family Guy
"Well, I'd love to stay and chat but, you're a bitch." - Family Guy
"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" - Quote from Bash.org chat
<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals??? <XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch. - Quote from Bash.org chat
"Capitalization is the difference between 'I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..' and 'I had to help my uncle jack off a horse...'" - Quote from Bash.org chat
"Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?" - unknown/forgotten
"All racists who are prepared to die for their contry, please do that now." - unknown/forgotten
"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extereme violence." - unknown/forgotten
"Assassins do it from behind." - unknown/forgotten
"With a rubber duck, one's never alone." - unknown/forgotten
If sex is a pain in the ass... you're doing it wrong." - unknown/forgotten
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