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Feb 24, 2011 8:59:56 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on Feb 24, 2011 8:59:56 GMT 10
My bro Luki: "Why is it all the girls I know who read yaoi are bi?" Cuzosu: "Don't complain--your girlfriend reads yaoi, is bi, and still goes crazy over you. Just because I read yaoi too...." Luki: "I didn't need to hear that again...." *throws random pop bottles and whatnot at Cuzosu, who laughs and bats it all away* The funny thing is, my sis is bi too, lol, as are a good portion of my friends. How this happened, I don't know. Very few of my friends are strictly straight or homosexual. I can only think of two off the top of my head.
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Feb 24, 2011 16:46:27 GMT 10
Post by vixxykins on Feb 24, 2011 16:46:27 GMT 10
Ya know, I think it's because we subconsciously seek out people like us. xD -flail-
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Feb 24, 2011 20:57:59 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on Feb 24, 2011 20:57:59 GMT 10
*rofl* That's probably it...!
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Mar 7, 2011 11:28:10 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on Mar 7, 2011 11:28:10 GMT 10
And some of the best hooks I've ever read in any book:
It was nine o' clock at night and Tremaine was trying to find a way to kill herself that would bring a verdict of natural causes in court when someone knocked on the door. --first sentence of Martha Wells' book The Wizard Hunters
The most nerve-racking commissions, Madeline thought, were the ones that required going in through the front door. This front door was simply more imposing than most. --first paragraph of Martha Wells' The Death of the Necromancer
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Apr 17, 2011 12:24:59 GMT 10
Post by Ditto Valentine on Apr 17, 2011 12:24:59 GMT 10
In brightest day In Blackest Night Let those who worship evils might Beware my power Green Lanterns Light! - Green Lantern Corps Oath
The Blackest Night falls from the skies, The darkness grows as all light dies, We crave your hearts and your demise, By my black hand--The dead shall rise! The Black Lantern Oath as said by Black Hand.
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Apr 17, 2011 12:47:13 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on Apr 17, 2011 12:47:13 GMT 10
Cuzo: *swearing a blue streak* muralist grandpa: "Nice to know you have colorful language." Cuzo: "Sometimes I hate you." Fuzzin: "Sometimes I hate me too." Cuzo: "Hey! That's MY job!!" *sometime later* Fuzzin: "Honestly, I'm surprised you hang out with me so much." Cuzo: "Why? It's not like I hate you. I'd just find you more amusing if we weren't related." *can't disown him, or a certain shared relative would go nuclear on her* Fuzzin: "Well, still. Thanks." Cuzo: "Who are you and what did you do with 'su?!"
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Apr 17, 2011 12:52:44 GMT 10
Post by Ditto Valentine on Apr 17, 2011 12:52:44 GMT 10
"My god....bees" Batman from Amazons Attack (Which sucked so much it actually gave me a headache)
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Apr 17, 2011 13:10:38 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on Apr 17, 2011 13:10:38 GMT 10
"Who where why when." *shakes head* "That doesn't sound right. Who where why...when?" "When what why." *helpful* "What?" "Why." "What?" "When?" *suddenly lost* "Oh forget it...."
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Apr 17, 2011 13:14:24 GMT 10
Post by Ditto Valentine on Apr 17, 2011 13:14:24 GMT 10
"You may be a robot but I........I am a man! *punch*" Superman: Superman At Worlds End and Linkara from Atop The Fourth Wall seems to have adopted it as a catch phrase.
"I am a man! *punchs the robot and hurts hand* Ah why do i always try to punch robots" Linkara
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Apr 18, 2011 11:59:08 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on Apr 18, 2011 11:59:08 GMT 10
"This is so far off in the realm of the psychotic it's coming back the other way as sane...." -- my friend Kaer, during one of our strange conversations.
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Apr 18, 2011 17:43:57 GMT 10
Post by Ditto Valentine on Apr 18, 2011 17:43:57 GMT 10
Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanished in a puff of logic. God from Hitchhickers Guide to the galaxy when presented with the Babal fish
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Apr 19, 2011 12:41:13 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on Apr 19, 2011 12:41:13 GMT 10
"You're...unique." *glare* "Are you calling me a snowflake?"
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Apr 19, 2011 15:00:32 GMT 10
Post by vixxykins on Apr 19, 2011 15:00:32 GMT 10
I can beat them all!!
"But why is the rum gone??" - Captain Jack Sparrow
xD
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Apr 19, 2011 15:12:31 GMT 10
Post by cuzosu on Apr 19, 2011 15:12:31 GMT 10
"You're insane, aren't you?" "What's a little psychosis between personalities?"
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Apr 19, 2011 16:33:37 GMT 10
Post by Ditto Valentine on Apr 19, 2011 16:33:37 GMT 10
"I AM DA LAAAAAAAWH" Demolition Man
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