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Post by Ditto Valentine on Jul 20, 2011 3:29:11 GMT 10
I was thinking you guys recommend the best of the best and feeling left out I've decided to recommend the other end of the scale. The fanfics that bring tears of laughter to your eyes, defile canon at a rate that's insane and sends characters so far out of there personality that they must have suffered major brain damage. Yes I'm talking about the ones that are so terrible they become good again. Now I'll stay away from the truly horrible ones but I wont confine it to a single book/show/game/movie just because of some variations. Also some of the links will be to the youtube vids of people giving them a dramatic reading to add to the humour. Alright! first up one of the more infamous fics I've heard of....and sadly one of the more insane stories. My Immortal. A harry potter fanfic by Tara Gilesbie a probably insane girl who is "goffik" and hatez preps. Oh and shes also..........A SATINIST! This is often called a good contender for worst fanfic ever. It comes close with its misspellings and.........ellipsis. The plot (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA) revolves around Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (Misspelled: A lot) a seventh year slytherin annnd yeah thats it the story revolvers around her. Nobody can function without her and her "goffikness" and everyone else is so out of character its best not to think about it too much. Link: www.fanfiction.net/s/4719325/1/My_Immortal_REPOSTWarning: May contain lots of swearing, bad writing, badly written characters, badly written sex scenes that sound robotic, extreme mary sueness and bad writing. Read at your own risk and enjoy!
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Jul 21, 2011 4:46:56 GMT 10
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Post by spopococ on Jul 24, 2011 0:13:01 GMT 10
Oh. Lord. Hahahhaha. I'll have to find some, but try not to be too nasty.
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Jul 24, 2011 20:48:55 GMT 10
Oh course! feel free to add your own lol I'm looking for the second one now I have a few contenders. Any added by others will be reviewed by yours truly! I will even get familiar with the source material as well just so I can truly point out the plot holes
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Jul 24, 2011 20:52:49 GMT 10
Actually the reviews will be in another thread but the suggestions can be put here. Dont want things too clattered
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Aug 2, 2011 11:09:59 GMT 10
OK! Well its been hard trying to find a follow up to the genius that is my immortal but I finally decided which would be bad enough to follow it. Well sadly I found one and this will probably get a review of it once I get done reading it......ARGHHHHHHHH! Anyway I should point out this fic is unfinished and never will be finished but what's there is worth a read. I present the legend of Zelda fic, My Inner Life written by a girl called Jen who started having supposedly lucid dreams about the world of Legend of Zelda: ocarina of time and began to believe it was real sort of second life she lived. Yes I'm dead serious stop laughing! So the main character is Jenna (What another original name) who is a travaling saleswoman who falls in love with Link and has the entire universe revolve around her. I wont go into too much detail but its poorly written, bad grammer, flat characters and mary sue to the tenth power. And the sex scenes are disturbing and written even worse. Heres a link to it linksqueen.tripod.com/mil.htmlEnjoy!
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Post by spopococ on Aug 2, 2011 15:02:17 GMT 10
I'll have to read it some other time. I couldn't even make it through her 20,000 word warning and in depth explanation of "please don't say this is shit, cause it is my life."
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Aug 2, 2011 18:02:13 GMT 10
Yeah I may have forgot to mention shes probably insane. Oh and this ISNT a troll fic so yeah shes dead serious
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Aug 2, 2011 18:08:12 GMT 10
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Post by spopococ on Aug 3, 2011 13:52:34 GMT 10
I've always considered doing fanfic readings of my work, but I would crack up laughing anytime I say the word nipple.
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Post by spopococ on Aug 3, 2011 13:53:27 GMT 10
We need to get back on the parody! And we can do readings of that, complete with pics. You do the guy voices, I'll do the girls xD
...or vice versa for the lol factor ;P
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Aug 3, 2011 15:02:08 GMT 10
Lol whichever works! You can do Cloud's voice! and hell ill do tifas! Hey we can work on it tomorrow maybe after we are done shopping for my costume stuff.
I am totally available to do dramatic readings for any work you guys want! Seriously thats an honest offer I want to keep myself busy.
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Post by spopococ on Aug 3, 2011 17:14:03 GMT 10
Lollll. I'm going out for lunch with luki tomorrow. Can meet you after that, or before that, or whatever. Can prolly meet him if you like.
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Aug 3, 2011 22:04:36 GMT 10
Well anytime is good for me Ill probably be up early so yeah anytime is good for me
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Aug 3, 2011 23:09:50 GMT 10
I'll sms you tomorrow and we will work it out from there
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