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Post by cuzosu on Aug 26, 2011 0:02:28 GMT 10
"Are you calling me a butthead?" "Well your breath leaves that impression." "I was having a nice day, and then I saw you." Lol, I so lmao'd and fell outta my chair the first time I heard this one. If I remember right, one of my bros said it to the other.... "Sorry, I'm allergic to psychosis." In my family, this excuse DOES NOT WORK. 'cause we're all a bit neurotic. XD "I'd think of you but I don't like concussions." -me, in one of my more...prickly moods. So I was a little ticked, lol. "If you think with the head that's below your belt, someone's going to best you with a low blow." -me, to one of my friends when he wasn't using common sense.
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Post by cuzosu on Oct 18, 2012 8:09:43 GMT 10
"...'twill turn your eyeballs black and blue." - Brendan Behan
"It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude." - Norman Douglas
"Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head." - Arthur R. M. Lower
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Post by feidreva on Oct 19, 2012 0:50:11 GMT 10
I love the last one! mwhahaha!
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