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Post by galenchia on Mar 5, 2010 22:26:08 GMT 10
I was thinking to myself while studying for an exam this morning that I should leave you all with something to entertain you while I'm gone from TSH. :3! ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR YOU, I AM. D:< (Also it is for Inoshishi's birthday...BECAUSE I CANNNN.)
Presenting: Things you've found yourself saying during a play-through of Final Fantasy VII.
I'll start! ♥ I have lots of them because I always swear and sass my video games!
-While approaching what I was not aware was Ruby WEAPON by the Gold Saucer...- Galenchia: Hmm? OHMYGOODNESS! ♥ It's like, wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man! (See Family Guy youtube clip for reference) -Galenchia takes the airship over to poke said TV reference.- Galenchia: FTW IS THIS?!?!?!?! -ANNIHILATION ENSUES. Three one-hit KO'd characters, later...- Galenchia: D: ... THAT WAS THE BIGGEST BUZZ KILL EVER, SQUARE. *$$(&@$((*%^!*@#@ [/end cid imitation]
SHARE YOUR JOYS AND SORROWS, MY LITTLE ANGELS.
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Post by spopococ on Mar 6, 2010 19:20:45 GMT 10
Upon first encountering a tonberry, at the tender age of about 7 or 8. Pretty much a baby spop back then. Spoppy: Awww! He's so cute! -tonberry takes a step forward- Spoppy: Oooh, wasshe doing? :3 -tonberry takes another step- Spoppy: I don't get it... Does he not attack? o.O -tonberry waves lantern and casts "Everybody's Grudge"- Spoppy: ...Ouch Mister Tonberry, that did a bit of damage... -heals Cloud- Is that all you got? xD -tonberry takes another few steps, closer- Spoppy: Ooh, he moves closer too! -tonberry edges closer again, uses Everybody's grudge- Spoppy: D'aww look at his lil star! -...tonberry uses knife, instadeath- Spoppy: WTF IS THIS SH!T?!?!!?!? -tonberry walks back- Spoppy: YOU LITTLE SON OF A @#%#$&$& Spoppy's sister: Whoa, what the hell's wrong with you?! Spoppy: HE'S A DECEPTIVE LITTLE BEAST! DECEPTIVE! Spoppy's sister: You're so weird... Aren't you meant to be playing with barbies or something? Like normal little girls? Spoppy: Cloud... Q.Q *phoenix down*
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Post by farieaislin on Mar 7, 2010 14:02:08 GMT 10
*While playing as Tifa, and she is have a slapping competition with Scarlet (if i remember correct). Aislin: What the heck is with this? Why are we just slapping each other?! I don't understand!!! *trying to get away from big huge gun Tifa is trapped on* Aislin: *walking around confusede on how to get off* How do I get off this thing!? I want off!!! *calls friend* Aislin:. . . You mean I have to walk of the very end of the freakin huge gun? Well that is just plain stupid That is about all I can remember ^^;
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Post by spopococ on Mar 8, 2010 16:45:35 GMT 10
ROFL Aislin. xD I remember the slap-fight too. But I was more like: "YEAH TIFA, KICK HER ASS! KICK HER ASSSS!" xD Then as the years progressed, I now cheer for both of them.
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Post by cuzosu on Apr 2, 2010 9:51:08 GMT 10
Hahahaha, for me, most of the odd quotes came about in ShinRa Mansion, while heading for Rocket Town.... This is from the last time I went through the mansion and already had the strategy guide...because I got sick of relying on years-old memory alone to figure out how to get the gods-d@#% chocobo varieties and all those frickin' breeding nuts.... (That came out not quite the way I intended.... XP) *wandering the mansion, looking for the friggin' numbers to unlock the safe* *ten minutes later* RRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! That's IT!!!!!! NO MORE!!!!!!! *heavy snarling* Where's my strat guide....!?!?!!? *twitch* There it is..... *yanks guide to self, barely restrains from ripping pages in ire* Friggin' little..... *takes Cloud to safe, opens it, has sudden epiphany* ... Oh, sh*t.... I didn't save, and I think I'm out of potions..... *whimper* I'm an idiot.... *looks for wall to slam head into, suddenly remembers she has the game set to no waiting in the ATB guage* OOO-AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! For to F#CK YOU!! If I die here, I'ma kill something...!! *dies at Lost Number's hands, because she forgot to keep casting magic and hit it with Seal Evil when it transformed* *wordless snarl of rage* That's it, I'ma kill that d*mn thing!! *goes back through mansion, remembers potions at the last second, goes to get more, gets back to safe, remembers she needs to save, leaves town for a second, saves, goes back in, remembers that she's half out of potions again, gets more, saves again so she doesn't forget she needed them again, returns to safe, opens it, unleashes rabid fury on Lost Number* Hah!! Take THAT!! I'ma kick your @$$!! *proceeds to do just that, up to and including the part she'd forgotten previously, meaning she repeatedly cast magic, let it transform, and then nailed it with Aeris's Seal Evil limit break* *manic cackling, triumphant victory punch to the air* YESSSSSSS!!! *proceeds to beat it to a pulp with attacks, laughing because it can't do anything to her now* *realizes how psychotic she'd sounded, coughs embarrassedly, takes key and Odin materia and heads downstairs* Vincent, here I come!!! *dashes into basement's locked room, wakes Vincent, laughs at Cloud's idiocy, scratches head at Vincent's comment about nightmares* ... Why is it that I'm the only one I know who can turn the most disturbing nightmares into some of the best dreams ever? *honestly perplexed* I mean, I had the one dream where my band teacher was lecturing me, and that turned into one of my favorites because I threw his trumpet over the cliff and he jumped after it... and then there was the time I went to bed PO'd at my dad and had a dream that a T-Rex ate him and some random Native American guide, and then I made friends with a pack of compies... and then there was the one about volcanoes and acid, and I had that one twice, but we outran it and I felt the wind in my hair so it was all good... and then... wait, that's all the nightmares I've ever had.... Although I did have the one dream that was the exact same as a friend, the same time, same night, and we were literally a little over a town away from each other and only saw each other at school.... But that one was just odd....
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Post by spopococ on Apr 5, 2010 1:12:10 GMT 10
Ditto and I somehow FLUKED Lost Number. hahahaha. I think we managed to stop it, and it stayed that way for AGES.
It barelu got the chance to transform, then JUST as it transformed to its kick-ass last phase, we killed it. Massive fluke. lol.
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Apr 5, 2010 1:38:31 GMT 10
it was cause i raidiate awesomeness?....or so i keep telling myself
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Post by cuzosu on Apr 5, 2010 3:39:02 GMT 10
Now I'm jealous. Every time I try to stop it, it RARELY stays stopped for more than three turns--if it hits at all! Is it out to get me? I think it is. Friggin' Lost Number.... *growls and mutters to self*
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Post by galenchia on Apr 5, 2010 3:44:25 GMT 10
Aislin and Spop, hilariousness ensues in your games. ♥ I think the first time I bumped into a Tonberry was in FF X or FF X-2, but it was always a similar situation. D: He looks so little and cute, like a Pokemon or something. Gotta catch 'em all UNTIL HE CHOPS OFF YOUR BALLS FACE. As for the slap fight, well, it reminded me of a bad MTV reality show!
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Post by cuzosu on Apr 8, 2010 6:16:50 GMT 10
While racing chocobos: "Eat choco dust, you black feathery rat!"
While playing in the battle arena: "Oh, BITE ME!! ... Hey, I didn't mean it literally!!"
While playing 7 in general: "I wonder how many other people talk to the game instead of themselves...."
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Post by galenchia on Apr 8, 2010 9:49:02 GMT 10
While racing chocobos: "Eat choco dust, you black feathery rat!" While playing in the battle arena: "Oh, BITE ME!! ... Hey, I didn't mean it literally!!" While playing 7 in general: "I wonder how many other people talk to the game instead of themselves...." LOL at the bite me.
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Post by cuzosu on Apr 8, 2010 15:49:23 GMT 10
Glad to amuse. When playing the snowboarding mini game: "ACK!! Where'd the glitch go!?" Luki: "What glitch?" Cuzosu: *goes back and shows him the glitch she missed* "THAT glitch!" Luki: "Oh. Eh, I like the overhang glitches better, even though they're different for some of the turns.... I mean, how cool is it to see your character go THROUGH a snowdrift in the air?" We, ah, had different variations of this conversation several times. One of them being the time we stayed up until 3AM racing each other, trying to knock down the time on the Crazy Course...until I knocked it down by ten full seconds to somewhere around 25 and we couldn't even get within five seconds of it again that night....
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Apr 10, 2010 11:34:25 GMT 10
Dont know if anyone managed this but Barret asking Cloud for a date at the Golden Saucer?
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Post by cuzosu on Apr 10, 2010 15:34:08 GMT 10
*scratches head* No, but I think I got RED to ask Cloud on a date once.... It's just been so long, the memory's a little fuzzy....
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Post by Ditto Valentine on Apr 10, 2010 15:55:32 GMT 10
Yeah that ones apparently the hardest to get, the barret one is second hardest
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